"The Pig," anonymous. Public domain
It was the first of May
A lovely warm spring day
I was strolling down the street in drunken pride,
But my knees were all a-flutter
And I landed in the gutter
And a pig came up and lay down by my side.
Yes, I lay there in the gutter
Thinking thoughts I could not utter
When a lady passing by did softly say,
"You can tell a man who boozes
By the company he chooses."
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.
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